Trojan condoms would possibly cease sperm in its tracks … however, Trojan college students have gotten some fairly robust swimmers, it appears — ‘trigger a USC pupil gained the first-ever sperm race.

The much-anticipated battle for L.A. spunk supremacy went down in DTLA Friday night time … with Tristan from USC taking up Asher from UCLA — and, we caught the entire darn factor on movie, with the occasion displaying simply how briskly their little swimmers had been motoring in actual time.

Test it out, the race begins off fairly even — Tristan and Asher’s boys making their manner by way of the channel with ease … till one among Tristan’s swimmers turns into the Usain Bolt of you recognize what, coming from behind to tear into the lead.

Each opponents had been standing in tubes in the course of the occasion … and, Tristan and his squad went completely loopy after the win whereas with white confetti spraying over the gang. On the opposite facet, seems like Asher will get a face stuffed with goo — unclear precisely what that was or if we even wanna know.

We caught up with Tristan after his decisive victory and bought take a look at his golden sperm trophy … and, whereas he is bought jokes about how he will show his prize, Tristan provides he desires to evangelise positivity — one of many central messages behind the race.

The occasion additionally had a star cameo … with Ty Dolla $ign stepping onstage to serenade the gang, enjoying his music “Carnival” which additionally options Kanye West — although he lower the monitor earlier than reaching KW’s half.

We have instructed you all in regards to the Sperm Race this month … even bringing Tristan and Asher collectively to talk with us on an episode of “TMZ Dwell” just a few days earlier than the race.

They talked somewhat trash about who had one of the best baby-makin’ juice … and, now we’ve got the reply. Additionally they mentioned their health regimens coming into the large occasion.

We additionally spoke with the organizers of the Sperm Race — Eric Zhu and his startup squad — and, they stated they wished to placed on a profitable occasion to convey consciousness to the dropping fee of fertility in males.