So I rounded up much more judgements about frequent drink orders — this time from Reddit and from the BuzzFeed neighborhood. You may wish to maintain these in thoughts earlier than putting your subsequent drink order.
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“Tequila on the rocks with lime: You’re a wild social gathering particular person and you’re keen on to inform tales about what mentioned tequila made you do.”
2.
“Should you order absinthe, I’m going to imagine that you’ve got at the very least 5 leather-bound books from the 1800s and perhaps like, three associates.”
3.
“Gin & Tonic with cucumber: You are a housewife and your husband did not discover your new fancy sneakers, which made you upset at first, however you then realized it would not matter since you’re presumably having an affair with the pool boy.”
4.
“The man who orders a Jack and Coke is simply ready for an excellent combat in a few hours.”
5.
“Moscow Mule: You are simply actually excited to drink one thing out of a shiny copper cup.”
6.
“I assume that individuals who order martinis are high-functioning alcoholics.”
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“A shot of Fernet principally interprets to ‘I’m a bartender from San Francisco.”
8.
“Lengthy Island Iced Tea is worldwide alcoholic lingo for ‘I am simply right here to get f*ed up.'”
10.
“A glass of Chardonnay: you are in all probability married to an outdated wealthy man.”
12.
“Any frozen blended drinks means you are both excessive upkeep and/or on trip and you do not know what else to order.”
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“Should you order a drink with a humorous identify off the precise cocktail menu, I’ll assume you are underage.”
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“Whiskey Bitter: You are a younger man, in your early to mid ’20s, and also you used to drink whiskey and coke. You switched to whisky sours since you thought it was extra respectable and/or as a result of your folks began to make enjoyable of you. It is as candy as you may get away with whereas nonetheless being a ‘whisky drink’ and never a ‘drink for chicks.'”
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“Negroni: You are in all probability pondering you style in cocktails is as advanced as your report assortment and facial hair.”
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“Should you order a Lemon Drop I’ll go forward and assume you are excessive upkeep and never very good.”
18.
“Corona with lime: You’d a lot reasonably be at an out of doors barbecue than caught at this pub.”
19.
“Fireball with soda makes me suppose you are below 25, you do not but know your restrict, and also you very effectively might finish the evening throwing up all around the dance ground.”
20.
“Something with Malibu: It is in all probability karaoke evening, ‘ladies evening,’ or a Bachelorette social gathering.”
21.
“A double brandy and Coke means you are in all probability from South Africa…or Wisconsin.”
22.
“Vodka on the rocks: you’ve got been ingesting for lengthy sufficient tonight to benefit from the nasty burn from watered-down vodka with no mixer.”
23.
“Appletini or another cocktail that ends in -tini says you are away from the children for the weekend.”
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“Cosmopolitan: You simply binge-watched each episode of ‘Intercourse and the Metropolis’ and also you’re ordering a Cosmo to be like Carrie Bradshaw.”
25.
“Tequila Dawn: says ‘I simply turned 21 three weeks in the past and on that word, I’d wish to black out tonight.”
26.
“Vodka soda with a splash of cranberry juice may as effectively be known as ‘the white lady.'”
27.
“Should you order an costly cocktail I am simply ready so that you can begin arguing over the value as soon as I provide the examine. Subsequent you will in all probability say you may make it at residence for half the value.”
28.
“The one that asks for further vodka of their drink can also be the one that requested why I charged them for further alcohol as soon as they see the invoice.”
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“Should you’re ordering crimson wine at a bar you are just about telling me that you simply’d reasonably be residence in your sofa proper now.”
So when you’re a bartender studying this, what stereotypes do you affiliate with frequent drink orders? Get judgmental within the feedback beneath.
