Being an outlaw in Mississippi might be so simple as busting a nut, or at the least that is what a state senator is proposing with a brand new legislation that successfully bans masturbation … for males, anyway!

MS Sen. Bradford Blackmon even slapped a catchy identify on his laws — the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act” — which goals to dam males from spreading (or losing) their seed except they intend to make a child. So, no taking part in five-on-one with your self or every other types of pleasure that finish with you losing these treasured sailors.

The invoice does have some exceptions, nonetheless … particularly in regard to actions associated to baby-making endeavors, together with sperm donation.

The proposed legislation, which was launched Monday and is at present “in committee,” would see males hit with some fairly stiff fines for solo ejaculation — first-time violators can be hit with a $1K quotation, and second-timers fork out $5K.

The third strike would actually value transgressors … a whopping $10K!!! That is one costly shake with the milkman, if ya know what we imply.

It is relatively unlikely the invoice will get any traction in Mississippi’s legislature, which coincidentally, gathers in Jackson, MS and is GOP-controlled … Blackmon is a Democrat. Nonetheless, it is a fairly groundbreaking suggestion, given most reproductive legal guidelines concentrate on the girl’s position in contraception.

Blackmon indicated that’s the very level of his invoice. He instructed WLBT, “This invoice highlights that truth and brings the person’s position into the dialog. Individuals can stand up in arms and name it absurd however I can’t say that bothers me.”

Mississippi at present prohibits abortions for many circumstances — outdoors preserving the lifetime of the mom or rape or incest — which went into impact after the U.S. Supreme Courtroom reversed Roe v. Wade in 2022.

Consideration, Mississippi dudes — ya may wanna have your enjoyable whereas ya nonetheless can, legally.