Jimmy Kimmel was a bit bummed out by Trump’s bizarre, out of nowhere risk to slap tariffs on European wine. The convicted felon who additionally incited the lethal Jan. 6 assault is “making it very costly to get drunk,” Kimmel stated throughout his Thursday night time monologue. However the issue is that “he’s the explanation we have to get drunk.”
“You know the way on the marketing campaign path, every single day, Trump promised he would deliver costs down on day one? Nicely, I suppose we’re beginning to lastly discover that he hasn’t. In accordance with a brand new ballot from CNN, 56% of Individuals disapprove of Trump’s dealing with of the economic system, and that was earlier than he turned the White Home right into a Tesla showroom,” Kimmel stated.
Then Kimmel touched on Trump’s belligerent overseas coverage. “Individuals proper now are beginning OnlyFans to purchase eggs! However it’s nothing an pointless commerce warfare can’t repair. Trump has been systematically alienating our allies all over the world. Yesterday he did Eire. He’s going alphabetically.”
“Screw you Australia, Britain, Canada, Denmark, France, Germany, skipped the H, went proper to Eire. And also you’re subsequent, Japan. Oh, he did Japan already. Nicely, then look out Korea! You’re the one which’s subsequent,” Kimmel continued.
Then he touched on the wine tariffs. “As we speak, Trump threatened to place a 200% tariff on alcohol imported from Europe. That features wine, spirits and beer from Europe. And that’s notably unfair. He’s making it very costly to get drunk. He’s the explanation we have to get drunk,” he stated.
“Shares had been down once more as we speak,” Kimmel went on, precisely describing the useless harm Trump is doing to the economic system. “The Dow was down 537 factors. To this point this week, the Dow has dropped virtually 1700 factors. However don’t fear, Trump and his Secretary of Treasury say the White Home is concentrated on ‘the true economic system’ and so they’re not involved about ‘a bit’ market volatility.”
“Which is complicated as a result of you recognize beforehand, the inventory market was the one factor Trump bragged about greater than enjoying golf.”
Kimmel then confirmed a supercut of Trump tweeting concerning the inventory market. You possibly can watch the entire monologue beneath:
