Fulfilling a promise initially made throughout his first time period, Donald Trump declassifed an enormous variety of recordsdata associated to the investigation into John F. Kennedy’s 1963 assassination. To this point at the least, the recordsdata don’t seem to comprise any new data or stunning revelations concerning the occasion, however that wasn’t what involved Jimmy Kimmel throughout his Tuesday evening monologue.
“After 60 years of books and flicks and deep investigations, immediately, immediately was like Christmas morning for conspiracy theorists. Sadly, Santa took eternally to come back down the chimney,” Kimmel defined. “All day we waited! Poor Oliver Stone needed to endure a twelve-hour erection immediately. I suppose they have been attempting to construct anticipation, or distract us from the 200 horrible issues they did immediately.”
“Or possibly, I don’t know, they needed to let the paperwork dry after fishing them out of Trump’s bathroom? I don’t know,” Kimmel stated. “What I do know is they only lastly got here out at like 7:30. There are 80,000 pages of recordsdata, simply to place that into perspective, that’s nearly 20 instances longer than all the Harry Potter guide sequence. Okay?”
“In different phrases, it’s gonna take me eternally to learn this to my children tonight,” the ABC host added.
Kimmel additionally talked about Trump’s latest antics on the Kennedy Middle, in addition to the profitable return to earth of two astronauts who have been stranded on the Worldwide Area Station for greater than 8 months.
“You understand these astronauts who’ve been caught at on the Worldwide Area Station since June? They lastly received again to earth immediately,” Kimmel stated. “Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore have been solely imagined to be on the area station for every week, that changed into greater than 9 months. Wait until they discover out what’s been happening down right here over. They may return up”
“Trump, after all, took credit score for the rescue mission,” Kimmel went on. “He says Joe Biden deserted them, although the rescue was deliberate by the Biden Administration in August. Is there anything from final summer time he’d wish to take credit score for? These gold medals Simone Biles gained? She couldn’t carried out that with out him.”
“Nonetheless, it’s good to see Trump carry one thing down aside from the inventory marketplace for a change,” Kimmel quipped. “Our co-President, Elon Musk despatched a SpaceX automobile to carry the astronauts again. And after they landed, he fired them instantly upon touchdown.”
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