In case you forgot, the joke swap includes Che and Jost writing jokes for each other that neither are allowed to see till the episode is filmed. Clearly they’re written for max embarassment.

The joke about Michaels occurred as Jost let the viewers know they had been doing the swap, including “earlier than we begin, it’s SNL, fiftieth season. So I wish to take a second to say one thing to our boss, Lorne Michaels.” Adopted by the joke.

Subsequent, Jost was pressured to inform a joke about how CBS is airing the primary daytime cleaning soap with a majority Black solid. The punchline: “It’ll air when black persons are residence from work, 24 hours a day.”

Subsequent, a horrified Jost, studying from Che’s script, mentioned, “so because you like that, right here’s one other,” and this time the punch line was, “It’s known as All My Youngsters don’t know who their dads are.”

Subsequent, Che learn a joke by Jost the place he mentioned he masturbates in the course of the “Minecraft” film, including that he favored it a lot, “I haven’t been that excited since I noticed a white lady drink unattended.”

After one other trade, They introduced out Scarlett Johansson — Jost’s actual life spouse. “SNL” viewers will keep in mind that final yr Che wrote some actually tasteless jokes for Jost to inform about her final season. So this time Jost wrote an ‘apology’ for Che to say.

“The actual fact is, I used to be simply lashing out as a result of I’m jealous. I’ve by no means even seen a human vagina,” Che advised Johansson. “And see I mentioned ‘human,’ as a result of I as soon as spent the summer time on a farm.”

“I can’t even take my hoodie off throughout intercourse as a result of I’ve extra nipples than a pregnant canine,” Che additionally learn, after which he turned to Jost and mentioned, “I’m sorry too, as a result of I owe you all the things. When Colin found me, I used to be promoting crack… and now take a look at me promoting crack.”

After joking he’s “gotten dozens of guffaws,” throughout his tenure on the present, Che added, “however I’ve by no means mentioned the three most necessary phrases of all, I like you.”

The joke swap ended with this joke, learn by Jost:

“Some psychologists say adults can cut back stress by returning to a childhood pastime, which is why I returned to my favourite childhood pastime, topping off monks with my fairly little mouth,” Jost mentioned. At this level, nonetheless studying from Che’s script, he grabbed some lipstick on and, cracking up, added, “I’ll do something to run this present.”