Armie Hammer
I Tried Hooking Up With a Man …
However My Hammer Was Flaccid
Revealed
The Armie HammerTime Podcast
Armie Hammer says he needed to strive the Grindr way of life, so he determined to hook up with a dude … however when he could not get an erection, he bailed on his homosexual experiment.
The “Social Community” actor was discussing bisexuality on his ‘Armie HammerTime Podcast,’ when he recalled the time he tried hooking up with a French hunk … just for him to run into one big drawback going through numerous guys — a limp noodle.
Armie says he had determined to strive one thing new after coming to the conclusion that “girls are the worst” and “homosexual dudes appear to have it really easy.”
He says Grindr makes it tremendous simple to get blowjobs in eating places and he needed a style … so he discovered a good-looking French man and tried to stay out the homosexual dating-app fantasy.
What awaited Armie wasn’t a raunchy hookup story … however a impolite awakening.
Armie says he had bother with the man’s beard, shoulders and peak … and nothing a lot as twitched under the belt.
As Armie tells it, issues had been getting hotter and heavier till actuality set in … he says the Frenchman reached for his hammer however he stopped the man in his tracks — “You are not gonna contact my flaccid penis.”
Armie says the Frenchman tried to proceed, however he’d had sufficient of going by means of the motions and put his foot down … and that was the top of his bi-curiosity.
Guess you do not know till you have tried it, proper Armie?!?
Armie’s not too embarrassed about not getting a rock-hard hammer both … he says the entire hookup was hilarious.
