This text comprises spoilers for Agatha All Alongside episode 4, “If I Cannot Attain You, Let My Tune Educate You.”

Final week’s episode of “Agatha All Alongside” left off on a significant cliffhanger, specifically, what our witches have been going to do with the physique of Sharon/Mrs. Hart (Debra Jo Rupp) after the group failed to guard her through the first trial within the “Large Little Lies Home of Poison” (not the official title). The coven wants one other witch to hitch them on the highway with Sharon down for the rely, so they comply with summon a “backup inexperienced witch.” 

The result’s Rio Vidal (Aubrey Plaza), a warrior witch referred to as Inexperienced Witch, an previous (fren)enemy of Agatha Harkness (Kathryn Hahn), and fairly probably one among probably the most harmful forces in the whole Marvel Cinematic Universe. We have met Rio already this season, posing as a federal agent whereas Agatha nonetheless believed she was Detective Agnes O’Connor. She was with Agatha as she slowly realized what Scarlet Witch had finished to her, which gave her the chance to drop the charade and assist pull Agatha again into actuality.

Rio and Agatha go means again as witches, with the previous pulling a blade on the latter in probably the most tantalizing means doable. Watching the 2 of them battle is like watching an episode of “Killing Eve,” the place the motion was emphasised by the uncontrollable sexual pressure. When Rio lastly slices Agatha’s hand open, she licks up her blood and Agatha chokes her out. I do not know who within the author’s room has been to an all-girl leather-based celebration, however I see you. Rio agrees to not kill Agatha in a susceptible state however guarantees that the 2 will match wits once more when Agatha is at full energy, so the 2 of them are a ticking time bomb, and we already know Rio prefers Agatha “horizontally.”

Rio Vidal virtually runs on her fury towards Agatha, nevertheless it’s a sort of vengeance that appears reserved for somebody who broke your life … or broke your coronary heart. If the ultimate moments of episode 4 are any indicator, “Agatha All Alongside” would possibly lastly repair one among Marvel’s largest issues until they hen out and do not admit that Rio and Agatha are at one another’s throats as a result of they’re ex-partners, and I am not speaking about regulation enforcement brokers.

Earlier than the top of the episode, the coven spends time sharing tales across the hearth. Rio publicizes to the group that she has a scar, and Agatha responds, “No, you do not.” How would she know that until she’s intimately conversant in each inch of Rio Vidal’s physique? Rio clarifies by saying, “A very long time in the past, I cherished somebody and I needed to do one thing I didn’t need to do, regardless that it was my job, and it harm them. She is my scar.” As she’s telling the story, she is making an attempt not to take a look at Agatha, however once in a while, her eyes look towards her. Agatha excuses herself to “stretch her legs,” and Rio follows shortly behind. With out anybody else within the coven to see them, the 2 embrace, with Agatha holding Rio’s face in her fingers.

She leans in to kiss her however Rio stops her to inform her, “That boy is not yours,” referring to the Teen (Joe Locke), who at this level has been hinted at as probably being Agatha’s useless son, Nicholas Scratch. Agatha takes a second, smiles, and leaves Rio alone within the forest. Positive, the cliffhanger story-wise is that Rio has left the viewers with much more questions in regards to the Teen and why somebody would put a sigil on his id, however the true cliffhanger is whether or not or not “Agatha All Alongside” goes to let Agatha and Rio kiss, rattling it!

On the crimson carpet forward of the collection premiere, Plaza was requested by Selection in regards to the rumors that this might be the “gayest mission Marvel has ever finished,” and he or she promised, “Will probably be a homosexual explosion by the top of it.” 

Hear, I am not right here to be skeptical of somebody as beloved as Aubrey Plaza, however I have been via this music and dance with Marvel earlier than. Once I was first promised “the primary overtly homosexual character within the Marvel Cinematic Universe,” I used to be given straight director Joe Russo in a cameo scene at a bunch remedy session speaking about happening a date with a dude for the primary time in 5 years after the Blip. I do not care how a lot “Grieving Man” likes baseball and misses his man, that’s not homosexual illustration.

“Agatha All Alongside” is bursting with queerness at a base degree, as a result of witches will at all times be inherently queer regardless — and the solid is front-loaded with folks the queer group view as icons (HELLO, PATTI LUPONE!). Joe Locke’s Teen character is most actually queer, however we have not seen him with a romantic associate. And naturally, queer folks do not magically cease turning into queer in the event that they’re single or asexual, however not exhibiting queer love, pleasure, or intimacy is to disclaim queer folks the flexibility to see that mirrored on display, whereas straight folks by no means have to consider that being denied.

Permitting characters to be queer, canonically and textually, legitimately modifications lives. Actually, that is true for one of many present’s stars. “Saturday Evening Dwell” alum and “Agatha All Alongside” co-star Sasheer Zamata just lately informed Them that she realized that she’s a late-in-life-lesbian, and a part of that realization got here from taking part in so many queer roles.

“I stored getting solid as queer girls. I performed a lesbian on ‘House Economics.’ I performed a lesbian on ‘Woke.’ I performed a lesbian on ‘Tuca & Bertie.’ A lesbian on ‘Final O.G.’ I stored getting these roles. And that is earlier than I actually was determining my id. I used to be like, ‘Whoa, what are these casting administrators seeing that I am not seeing?'”

Zamata joked that “Hollywood turned her homosexual,” however everybody with half a mind cell is aware of that is not what occurred. Zamata was at all times homosexual, however taking part in these characters helped her see a risk for her personal life that she did not know was doable. That is the factor in regards to the magic of movie and tv — they provide us insights into worlds past our personal experiences and present us that we do not have to just accept the roles we have been born into. 

“Agatha All Alongside” is a enjoyable present about witches in a world the place superheroes exist, certain, nevertheless it’s additionally an opportunity for Marvel to actually double down on campy queerness. Bigots already assume the present is “too woke” for merely making a women-led collection with a various solid, so why fear about what these losers who aren’t even watching the present will assume? The folks watching “Agatha” are already cool with queerness, so there is not any purpose for Marvel and Disney+ to not absolutely embrace it.

I have been out lengthy sufficient to not want illustration from multi-billion greenback firms with a view to really feel “legitimate” or worthy of existence, and I actually do not look to four-quadrant leisure conglomerates for tasks that talk to my experiences. I’ve precise homosexual issues to fret about, like whether or not or not my marriage is about to be delegitimized or if docs are going to be allowed to disclaim me healthcare.

However I am not such a nihilist buzzkill that I do not acknowledge how essential it’s to the thousands and thousands of queer people who find themselves nonetheless at a spot of their lives the place they do want these tales. What kind of message wouldn’t it ship to all of them if “Agatha All Alongside” was solely comfy with “teasing” queerness and never really following via? What does it inform folks if one of many largest and strongest voices in Hollywood needs to push our lives to the margins to not upset the hateful creeps who would possibly complain?

At this level, studios and streamers have a duty to both decide to telling queer tales, or they should keep away from it altogether and return to the time-honored custom of queer coding. This midway “hinting at however not following via” observe is tiring, boring, and disappointing. Go massive or go house, as they are saying. After this week’s episode, I can not think about “Agatha All Alongside” goes to wimp out and never full Agatha and Rio’s will-they/received’t-they arc, however I am additionally extraordinarily skeptical, as a result of I have been burned by Marvel up to now over this (“Eternals,” harmless). The corporate has actually made strides in recent times, however there’s a lot extra they could possibly be doing. Simply let the witches kiss and there will not be any issues!

“Agatha All Alongside” is accessible on Disney+.