21. Your associate has grabbed your stomach at the very least as soon as for enjoyable (and if not but, they’ll, simply wait!).
22. You’ve discovered issues between your stomach rolls — crumbs, fluff, and so on.
23. To not point out your stomach generally stands proud previous your boobs after you eat an excessive amount of.
24. And once you bend over to tie your shoelaces, it does somewhat *flupp* when it goes in.
25. Each bikini that ever suit you was one of many “‘50s pinup-style” ones.
26. You’ve truly felt your stomach “jiggle” whereas operating down stairs…
27. …or operating anyplace, for that matter.
28. You have found your tummy works as an ideal cushion for pets and babies.